some news about our little Goldilocks

The big party was not held in my house! Mom believed my house was not big enough to for 50guests!

Me: it's not big??!! Come on mom, you see how big my house is. How can you say it's small?

Her: I'm not saying it's small. It is big, but not for 50 guests to sit comfortably.By the way serving 50 guests is too much for you to handle. It's still too soon for you, you are not that much experienced in holding partiesso i think the party must be held in our house!

Me: but mom…I would love to have the whole family in my house…please……."

Yes, I was (forced to be) convinced that it was better that the party was held in mom's house. In one way I was happy about it --> I wouldn’t have to serve that lady of grace, uncle's new bride.

I went to help mom around noon and the whole time the new member of the family was on my mind: "how does she look like? Uh they say she is not that much pretty. But hossin (my brother) says she is lovely and kind with a cute Rashty accent. He says he loves already! Uh he is still wet behind his ear…I'd better not pay much attention to her when she is around. Uhhu I'd tell other cousins to ignore her, too. That would serve her right!" I know I was being extremely mean last night, but I couldn’t help it.

She was the only subject of gossip among my cousins. When I saw each of my cousins I would say: "Did you see uncle's little Goldilocks?"

A cousin: " oh yes…God forbids, I wonder how uncle fell for her. She is 3 years older than him!! 35 as it is said! One can easily notice the wrinkles around her eyes in the first look! Uh uncle, how could you?!!!"

Me: "noooo waaaayyy!!!!!!!"

Or

Me: "what did you call her?  I hope you didn't call her auntie??"

Another cousin: "not in a million years! I don’t think I'll ever call her… maybe just her name in case I should have to!"

Me: "same here"

 I have to confess it was a real fun seizing her up, talking behind her back and giggling!

And oh when I saw her, my goodness I was shocked for a second, couldn’t move at all. She truly looks older than my uncle! I can't believe this Miss. Granny could steal my uncle's heart so easily. And how weak was my uncle!! They both have to answer to god in the day of Doom for the wrong they did.

We are going to my cousin's house for dinner now. Every one is there again including the subject of our gossip, ha-ha.

Gotta go, hubby wants me to get ready.

I'll post it when I'm back.

The evil side of Narcis

March 30^th